Ninth grade boys

I’ve been teaching high school seniors for a long time. But ninth grade boys have a special place in my heart. They start the year doe-eyed and wary, then finish several inches taller and a lot more smart-ass. I teach a class full of them. With some girls, too — who are also great, just a lot more predictable. The boys enter the room for 5th period, posturing for each other and cracking jokes in Spanish that usually involve put-downs.


Emerson (not his real name) stakes his claim in the back row well before the bell rings, a backpack on the chair. He then positions himself at the door, a signal to friends in the hallway that he is ready to shoulder bump, man hug, or beg for a snack. The physicality of a ninth grade boy is something to behold.


“Don’t block the door!” I shout, remembering that a counselor asked me to keep two of them apart because of an altercation at the beginning of the year. The girls have to push past them to enter the classroom.


I start every class reminding them to take out their earbuds, put the cell phones away. Emerson arrives late, takes out a large McDonald’s bag, ice-cold drink in hand. His buddies in the back row start shouting, asking to share. I’ve become completely irrelevant.


When I give my best teacher reprimand, he exclaims, “Miss, but it’s free delivery! The Ride-On bus is free for students!”


He skipped 4th period to make a food run.


Seniors would be cool about eating in the classroom. They’d open their laptops or take out their folders and at least pretend to be engaged in the lesson while they munch. Ninth grade boys are feral. By 5th period, they’re also really hungry. I turn my back to begin teaching and I hear loud chewing and slurping sounds.
Once I finally start the lesson, girls sitting attentive with their folders open and the appropriate paper pulled out, one of the boys shouts a random “Six Seven.”


Some things are better left without comment.


We looked at a poem called “Where I’m From,” where the speaker alludes to learning Bible verses. I had a visual on the board and was trying to help them understand the nuances of the lines.


“Miss, do you believe in God?” Emerson shouts from the back row. I take a deep breath and try to give a measured response. Then I turn the question back to him, attempting to make a genuine connection with the class. The quiet students look up; I can tell they’re listening. We exchange a serious dialogue for a few moments, then I carefully guide us back to the poem.


This doesn’t happen with seniors.

As annoying as they sometimes are, I enjoy these teachable moments, where I can tell they’re engaged.

I’m a disciplinarian when I need to be, but my ability to overlook certain behaviors often gains me an edge.

“This is my favorite class,” David says. “You’re the only teacher who helps me.”

Two of these gangly young men now have girlfriends, puppy love in their eyes. Suddenly their clothing has become just a little nicer, their broccoli hair cuts trimmed and fresh. The horse play has two fewer participants.

They want to attend the trade school next door to learn electricity or automotive technology. I remind them that they need to pass all their classes if they want to be accepted into a program next year, that teachers often write recommendations for students. What would I say about them?

That I can see their focus begin to change as the year evolves. I can see who they are becoming more clearly. Maybe they can too. I can see that they’re annoying as hell sometimes. But it’s fascinating to watch them grow before my eyes — literally and figuratively. These kids will be all right. There’s a special place in my heart for ninth grade boys.

Dime qué hacer

A yellow sticky note is taped to the beige cinderblock wall near my desk. On it I’ve written the names of six online compliance trainings that I need to finish: WiDA Screener training (paper?), Level 1 Health Awareness, Level 1 Substance Abuse, Handle With Care, MCPS Test Security, PSAT Test Security. I cannot remember the deadlines for any of them, but I know I’m running out of time.

The PSAT training gave me a “test out” option, which I appreciated. But I failed. Now I have to take the entire online course. But I can’t remember which platform it’s on: Performance Matters? Canvas? Is it through PDO or do I access the program via a link buried in a slide inside an email? Who sent the email? What date? Who can I ask?

My school has pushed out the deadline for SLOs (Student Learning Objectives). I know it’s coming up soon, but I haven’t even talked about it once with my co-teachers. Since we’re teaching the same students, shouldn’t we be using the same template? Only because I happened to be in the office when my RT (Resource Teacher) walked through did I hear any guidance. She said that since the school focus was on the four language domains (Listening, Speaking, Reading, and Writing), that co-teachers should each focus on a domain. Glad to have a reminder of the school SIP. School Improvement Plan.

Last Monday, my RT held a department meeting and shared with all ELD teachers that we were going to complete the fall paperwork by ourselves this year and it’s due on October 1st. That’s 4.5 days to complete an onerous amount of paperwork that we had nothing to do with last year because their predecessor did most of the busywork herself. In fact, in my 25 years in MCPS, I’ve never had to print all the documents by myself.

Log into Synergy, find your students, upload the Parent Notification Letters. Print the PNLs, sign the PNLs, make three copies of each one. Give them to all your students, even if they’re getting the exact letter from another teacher in another class. Log the dates that you distributed the letters for parent signatures. Three times each. The photocopiers are never working. Wait. Synergy is down again. And my school-issued laptop won’t hold a charge. I have to leave school because my frustration level is peaking. A colleague walks in crying because of the pressure. I stay to comfort them.

Now the EL Plan, the English Language Plan, with official Accommodations for each student. There’s no list of students. We have to use our roster from Synergy to search for each student individually. Then click a bunch of drop-down menus with grade level, type of accommodations. Don’t forget to save! Then once it’s saved, you click on “Details” and actually check the boxes with accommodations. Open a new tab each time. This year we were advised to give bilingual dictionary accommodations only to Level 1 and Level 2 EML students. In the past everyone got this accommodation and extra time. Now I have to go back and check all the proficiency levels for all my students.

Do I have to complete a form for the No-Show students who are still on my roster?

I’m trying to focus on piloting a new curriculum in two of my ELD 3 Seminar classes, making slides, grading work in a timely manner, working with two new co-teachers who have never taught English 12, a new RT and five new colleagues all asking me what we’re supposed to be doing. We just finished Interims. But there’s not a moment to relax.

Several administrators from DELME Central Office will be visiting our school tomorrow, including the new Associate Superintendent for the Division of Multilingual Education, the DME division, pronounced “dee-may” like the Spanish word for “tell me.” The MCPS website can’t even keep up with all the acronym changes. ESOL, EML, ELD, SLIFE. Yet they expect me to keep up with all the paperwork, even when the deadline notification has probably violated my contract.

They want to see what’s going on in the classroom. But I want to talk to them about the ridiculous requirements for ELD teachers outside the classroom. I don’t want to be that teacher who always complains. But if I don’t speak up, who will?

DME. Dime! Tell me. What should I do?